George Lewis Hughes
English 103: Accelerated Composition – Collaborative Exercise
Daniel Richards
December 5, 2008
Survey of Designing Movie-Preview Ads: Mock-Announcer Narrative
“In a world where war was way of living, a sniper became a legend. But there was one thing that kept stopping him from taking on the world: he was a woman. Her name was Varsila Frychef. Based on an incredible true story about honor, courage, and the will to fight – she broke all the rules to make her name what it deserved to become. One woman; one way – Feminist Productions Incorporated brings you a heart-stopping, epic drama, one with trauma, conspiracy, and fate. Experience what it is like to live the life of a troubled woman in Soviet Russia during the Battle of Stalingrad. And what is more…..the film also brings you…a musical comedy. What will it take? To take on Nazi Germany’s sniper ace, who is also a woman. Starring no one you have ever heard of, The New York Times is calling this one ‘an epic thrill ride,’ ‘a must-see movie; one that will change your life forever.’ When Hitler knocked on the door with Helga, remember that Stalin always knocked back with Varsila. Wherever you would find the heat of combat on the Russian tundra, so, too, would you find Varsila, the Night-Fox. Double the action – ‘LOOK OUT!’ Triple the excitement – ‘LOOK OUT AGAIN!!!’ Fry chef by day, sniper by night, this movie is one that will blow your mind clean out of the back of your skull like you just got owned by Varsila’s deadly accuracy. Roger Ebert says, ‘I loved this movie.’ So come see the true underdog of the World War II. Don’t miss out on this awesome opportunity…..to see – ‘NOOOOO!!!!!’ – Killing Major Helga. Rated R, for sustained sequences of extreme, realistic, graphic war violence, disturbing images, gore, language, thematic elements, rude humor, and a whole lot more that I don’t feel like telling you about because I’m way past my cigarette break.”
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