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Storyboard for English 103

Group 2: “The Fudds”

· Twelve percent of all power outages in the United States are caused by squirrels shorting power-plant transformers; not to mention only roughly thirty-five percent of all power lines run above ground. Therefore, where they actually can be a nuisance, squirrels are essentially responsible for approximately – at least – forty percent of all above-ground power outages.

· Our two modes of communication will be via a wide variety of captioned, sloganed poster designs, which will in turn connect to a link to our webpage, on which will be opted a survey-petition regarding the overpopulation of squirrels and whether or not the student body should take action.

· On the website we will display a letter of agreement which will be linked to a separate, newly created, email account, specifically reserved for receiving these responses. With this data we can derive statistical evidence and percentages of which responders accepted or declined the proposal for population management control.

· We will be advertising against feeding the squirrels, such that they might feel less accustomed to people, thereby feeling unwelcome in this strictly collegiate habitat.

· We will encourage our readership to make squirrels feel as uncomfortable as possible, using brute force within the constraints of legality and reason (evil eyes are preferable).